Slippage

This is slippage.

What is slippage, you ask? Well, slippage is/are things that you "lose" in a retail store. This might be because someone "slipped"out with them, or in the case of our slippage here, it might be because it stops grunting. Yep, this big duck was supposed to grunt, and did grunt for a short time until, well, it stopped grunting. Therefore we can't sell it because who wants a giant stuffed duck that doesn't grunt.

Simon apparently.

While we were in mass reorganization mode, we dumped the box of slippage items on the floor because we needed the box. Simon then, in his most sneaky way, somehow slipped that slippage right into his bed. The next thing we knew, he was carrying it around, trying not to look guilty for stealing slippage.

And he really loves his slippage.
He generally nibbles and licks his slippage. Not tearing it up you notice. Just carrying it around...
Gently chewing it
Biting it (but not too hard to destroy it)
Licking Slippage's tiny hair tuft
Oh, sweet, sweet Slippage.

It's looking like Slippage might just end up on the Christmas card at this rate.